Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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