I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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