Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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