i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
babies were throwing up all over the place
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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