forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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