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say what?
wanna hang out?
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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