I need help removing her.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
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just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
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Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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