There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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