How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
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I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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