You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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