can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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