Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
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she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
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then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I wear drunk well.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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