The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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