just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
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Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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