you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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