Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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