I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
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Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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