Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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