there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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