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you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
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I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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