i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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