I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
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$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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