didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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