chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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