we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Let's paint friendship bongs
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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