i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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