and you said cock pushups were impossible
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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