Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I need to calm my uterus...
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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