I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
