Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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