You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Randomize
