Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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