Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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