This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
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Did we literally take a cab across the street
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
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Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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