Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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