and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
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I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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