The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.