look no pants
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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