We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
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True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.