i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
yeah, it was that bad.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
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he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
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I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.