normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks