Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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