apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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