I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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