how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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