You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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