chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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