All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
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i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
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Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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