arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
50% drunk capacity currently
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
