So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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