You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
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Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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