She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I love you. Go after that dick
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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