We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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