even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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