Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
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Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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