ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
The adults are the big ones right?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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