What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
The best revenge is premature balding
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
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Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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