Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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