one two three fourrrrnication!
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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