I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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