so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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